Let's celebrate the end of november!

Oh my god, time goes by ultra fast! It's already Christmas (or beyond) in the head of the marketers. Yesterday the Acolyts did a pretty funny rehearsal and we recorded it. Needless to say the sound isn't good, but still it's funny and I just love this new composition that we improvised: Zoidberg. It's based on the Futurama character.


Click here to download the song if you don't have flash installed, rename the .clem into .mp3

Tell me if you like the concept, we're thinking about composing that song and make it actual music. It could be fun as a break during the concerts!

Paris Clem: The Future is Now.

There is a new format out there!

Or not, but that's what some of your office firewall will think. The dot CLEM files are just MP3 file renamed. I have renamed all the files on the blog so some of you guys who can access the blog but can't download the files from your office should be able to do so from now... lucky you!

Happy listening!

If you are here, You like pain!!

So help yourself with some good old fashioned Paris Clem Horror. Yes! You shall suffer the most inhuman pain if you dare to listen to this week's crap!
You don't believe me yet? Seriously? Well well well, maybe last week's Temple of the king thing was some okay stuff, but I don't want any of you to get used to good shit. Oh no, you would start asking for more, and for quality! No way sir, I wont let this happen to this blog! This blog's crap, and I intend to keep it that way!!

Now that I made that point clear, let me explain something you may not know about the Clem. The Clem enjoys taking a song his usually likes a lot and butcher it in a home made recording. This week, let me introduce you to some more Pink Floyd with their classic "Hey You" from their classic "The Wall" album. Get ready... go!


Click here to download the song if you don't have flash installed, rename the .clem into .mp3

Now if your ears haven't been bleedin' yet, I got some special treat for you! Arch, you asked for it you unconscious human been! I give you some Iron Maiden. Yes The Clem performs some Iron Maiden and that really sounds like hell. Not like funny "awesome" hell. No no no... Like PAINFULL HELL! Imagine: Type O Negative (the doom metal band) decides to cover Hallowed Be Thy Name. Already quite scary indeed. But it doesn't stop here. Imagine they just fired the drummer and forgot their distortion pedals! Yes, Hallowed be thy name in a C# tuning, unplugged and doom metal singing style. If you are mad enough try it out (I have warned you enough, not yet? I tell you this recording is uber messy. If you listen to it until the end, you are nuts!).


Click here to download the song if you don't have flash installed, rename the .clem into .mp3

Are you proud of yourself? If you have listened to this week's crap and you are still alive and mentally sane, you can be.

Paris Clem: Cockier you die.

Edit:the flash player for hallowed didn't work last night! The glory of lack of testing :)

Temple of the king

Once upon a time, there was a tribe looking for it's new king. They sent the priests to the temple and they searched, through the arcanes of time and space. Finally they found the one, Thy who shall be the King!


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If you don't know the band rainbow, I'd seriously advise you to take a look at it. This band has Ritchie Blackmore from Deep Purple and Ronnie James Dio known for his works in Rainbow, Black Sabbath and his own band Dio. These guys are damn good.
I suck so much in comparison.
But hey, it's not everyone's "destiny" to be a rock'n roll god, right? I can just train more and more to keep trying to be half as good, and it would already be quite nice!

Paris Clem: Thy one who shall be the Soundbringer.

Oh maaaann

Yeah, after a very productive end of October Paris Clem is a little bit out of inspiration. I tried to record some stuff lately but it sounded horrible (yes even worse than usual!) so I didn't post it. Just to give you an idea I tried to cover Hallowed Be Thy Name from Iron Maiden and Time is running out from Muse. It just sounds awful with a clean sound and I definitely have the wrong voice pitch for it. If there are some crazy fans who wants to listen to these horrors, well speak up!

Yours musically.
Paris Clem: ashamed of his works.